Monday 2 May 2011

What a weekend

Greatest weekend since a certain small step for man and a giant leap for manking? I'd say so. Perhaps greater? I'd say a much less confident so.

It goes like this: (insert dayeinu before every comma)

 
leave school (in the sunshine), eat cereal(in the sunshine), walk to park (see it's already as good as the moon landings), play frisbee(in the sunshine), get on bus(in the sunshine), watch thor(unfortunately inside), profess hatred of 3d glasses, eat chicken, eat some more chicken, eat burger surrounding chicken, get back on bus(it was dark), PLAY NIGHT FRISBEE(unfortunately not in sunshine otherwise it would have been the greatest game of pitch black frisbee ever), sleep.


Wake up, hear tv, see Royal wedding (damn she's fit) (damn her sisters fit), eat cheese toastie, play frisbee, hurt back, keep playing frisbee, sit with ice cube prodding into back, play mario kart, lose at mario kart, friday night dinner, eat brownies, help grandma deal with vicious politicians (shul leadership)

DON'T YOU DARE GET BORED AND STOP READING


Wake up, learn the vicious politicians had surrendered, heal back, receive portal, be unable to play portal, free gift from fifa ultimate team, Ed Kate's party, drink pimms, drink pimms, drink pimms.

Get embarrassed by Benji in cab ( I do not believe that a cab driver wants to know that our headmaster likes...), get free gift from fifa ultimate team,  sleep, wake up, play portal, play portal, play portal, play portal, play fifa lol jk portal, watch dr who (still as shit as it has been for the last year but with just as amazing cliff hangers as ever), watch arsenal beat the Mancswho miraculously returned home very quickly after leaving the stadium (which is in london), think that we should be one point ahead, laugh at the MUTV schedule (match day review) , work, tutor, watch tv, sleep.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ASLEEP YOU CAN WAKE UP AGAIN NOW


wake up, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD, conspire some theories, reject the theories, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEFINITELY DEAD, (please read the previous line while watching this), finish portal, walk dog, tutor, watch Norwich get promoted at the same time as John Higgins wins the snooker world championship, write blog.

I had planned this post to be about the royal wedding but in comparison to the weekend it really does only deserve the small mention it got.

What an image

And to leave you with  a taster for next week "stay hooked'

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