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Evil procrastination monster-6.02*10^23
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Yes, that's right I actually got one over the evil procrastination monster. Most people normally complain that they spent more time creating their, soon to be ignored, revision timetable than actually revising; but i didn't have that problem. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN YOU ATTENTION PLEASE, over the next fIw lines I shall reveal to you my technique.
Wake up
fool yourself that you are going to revise before breakfast and then go on facebook, bbc football gossip and rewatch Benji and Jamie's vlog post from the previous day ( i didn't say i'd beaten the procrastination monster just that i'd scored)
breakfast whilst watching sky sports, who if you hadn't noticed have celebrated their 20th anniversary.
ACTUAL REVISION (hour and a half)-past paper probably maths
ACTUAL REVISION (half hour)-mark the past paper (this is the best revision possible because you learn what the examiners want you to say because more often than not they want you to say the wrong thing)
Turn on Fifa
Play Fifa
Turn off Fifa
Turn fifa back on for just one last game
five games later, turn fifa off
Lunch
ACTUAL REVISION (2 hours) -second past paper + marking. (it is obligatory to have facebook and fifa ultimate team trade pile open during this time)
it's now only about five o'clock and you can enjoy the rest of your evening by doing things such as:
go on sky sports, did you know it's their 20th anniversary
WATCH THE NEW DOCTOR WHO OMG IT STARTS TONIGHT WE SO EXCITED WE WE WE SO EXCITED* (tommorrow is sunday and the day after that is monday by the way)
watch doctor who confidential
watch benji and jamie's new vlog post
go back on sky sports, who are incredibly celebarting their 20th anniversary
for the answer to the title, which is apperently not allowed to be called cryptic
go here, here or here
that's all folks (cue bugs bunny eating carrot)
*yes I did just quote rebecca black on my blog-may the procrastination monster haunt me for years to come
too much revision there jim jam
ReplyDeleteyou may want to change colour scheme - used links come up as black and are invisible :s bit odd
ReplyDeleteSeconded Lisa's comment - set A:visited to "grey" or some similar colour, rather than black. If you need a hand message me.
ReplyDeleteI haven't beaten the procrastination monster, I've learned to live with him. You can learn a huge amount of stuff by living with procrastination - unrelated stuff, but always interesting.